- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

so today i took a poop. hehe

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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