- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Where's the dick??? east

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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