- Anti Joke

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.