- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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