- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

The Morman Religion.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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