- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

there once was a frog with no leggs

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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