- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Black People

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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