So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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black people

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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