- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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