- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

White men's rights

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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