An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Woman rights.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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everyone dislike this

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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