A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Sex education in Texas.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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