- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Justin with a hat.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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