What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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