Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

This is sparta No this is patrick

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Wolfjob.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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