- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

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Testicles.

PENIS

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

were you expecting a joke

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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