- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did the dog die? He was old

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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