- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

whats up and also down? your mum

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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