- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

I was once a hamster.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Black people in Camden NJ.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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