what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What would u like to drink?

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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