Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Guest what? Dog

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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I have aids

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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