Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Your mom is not fat!

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Caolan and Eamon

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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