it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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