- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why can't jokes spit?

White men's rights

Bitch

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

sky's sty

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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