The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Where's the dick??? east

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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