- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Once, I went to Peru.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

whats worse than gill? nothing

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What do you call a black man? A person

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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