- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Horse.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

whats black and strange a paki

drugs.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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