- Anti Joke

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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