- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Your mom.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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