- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man penetrates another man.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

People...

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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