- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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