knock knock whos there open open who the door

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

You're a frog

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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