Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What is my name? I dont know

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Women can vote? wtf

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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