Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

knock knock go away!!!

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

womens rights.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

this is not a joke.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

How many light bulbs? 1

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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