- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

knock knock... ...no answer

the power to turn magnetism into light

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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