- Anti Joke

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you call your mom? Mom

Justin with a hat.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know