- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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