- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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