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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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