- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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