- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A man walks into a bar

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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