Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

thumb_up thumb_down +18

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops