Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Oh, go away

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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