What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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