What comes after 69? 70

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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