were at work systems r down

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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kkkk

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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no really what are ur names?

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Im cute hehehee

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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