- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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