Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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