Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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