I'm HIV positive.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

haha Otarts was here

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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