What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

whats black and large -me

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

ur gey

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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