A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Wolfjob.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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