a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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i like men but im not gay

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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sure!

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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