Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

my wife out of the kitchen

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Hail Hitler

nothing

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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