Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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