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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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