- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Do u take sugar?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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