- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

No soup for you!

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

If youre African, why are you white?

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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