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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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