Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Pianos.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Bob Saget

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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