Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What are annoying? Ads.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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