- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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