How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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