- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

run farther?

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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