Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Your're racist.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Why? Why Not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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dry handjob

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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