How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Neither did she.

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Christianity.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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