I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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