Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...