What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Barack Obama plays basketball

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Peas

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What's your guys names?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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