Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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knock knock whos their a person

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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