- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

THe Election

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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