What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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GONNA

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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