A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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