- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

my wife out of the kitchen

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