- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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