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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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