- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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