What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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your mom is so fat.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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