What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

My cat just died.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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