If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Hail Hitler

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What is older than history?

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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