A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Buzi vagy!

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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If youre African, why are you white?

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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