What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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