What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

identical jokes get different votes.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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