One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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