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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

This is sparta No this is patrick

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Cancer.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Wolfjob.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Half life 3 confirmed

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

This is sparta No this is patrick

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot