- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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