- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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