Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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