- Anti Joke

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Gay republicans

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Chuck Norris is dead......

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

osama bin laden is dead

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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