What comes after Friday? A ?.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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so how about that irline food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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