- Anti Joke

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Robin, get in the batmobile

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Robin, get in the batmobile

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

25

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.