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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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