- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Guest what? Dog

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

I have aids

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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