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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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