- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

WOMENS RIGHTS

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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