Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Tough crowd tonight...

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Jewwy Jewstein

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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