- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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