There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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