A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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