- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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