- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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