- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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