- Anti Joke

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Your mom went to college

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......