- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

justin littleton being sucessful

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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