Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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